Silly Dog Songs (Stuff We Make Up When You're Not Around) Piper's Song (to Cole Porter's "You're the Top") You're my Pip You're my little schnoodle You're my Pip Not a pure-bred poodle You're just a mutt They tell me but-- You're MINE! 'Cause your daddy shagged a schnauzer You're sublime! Nathan's Song (to "Ta Ra Ra Boom De Ay") Come, Nathan Bouvier, Let's take a walk today. But, Nathan Bouvier, Stay close by me today! 'Cause if you chase a squirrel, You'll drag me 'round the world. But if you chase a cat, It's even worse than that. For though the fur may fly, It's I who'll prob'ly die. So, Nathan Bouvier, Stay close by me today! Kona's Song (to "Java Jive") I love Kona--she's my pup I put her picture on my coffee cup Coffee and tea and my Kona and me A pup, a cup, a pup, a cup, a pup! Yeah! We play Frisbee, we play ball I try to toss 'em but she steals 'em all Can't get 'em back 'cause I don't have the knack So we just play tug with a stick! Grrrrrrr! Buddy's Song (to "Lift High the Cross") Lift high the leg. Your property proclaim! Let all the world behold Your puppydog fame! Freckles and Peanut Hoist with all their might, But you, Little Buddy, Reach the highest height! Lift high the leg, Your property proclaim! Let all the world behold Your puppydog fame! Sadie's Song (to "K-K-K-Katie") S-S-S-Sadie,. beautiful Sadie You're the only d-d-d-dog that I adore When the m-moon shines Onto the back porch You'll be barking by the k-k-k-kitchen door! Willie's Song (to "Aquarius" from Hair) When the sun shines on the Gowers' house And they can find the clipping shears Then Willie can start to see again To him, it seems like years! This is the grooming of the dog that's the hairiest Dog that's the hairiest The hairiest! He's scaring us! He hasn't had a trim since August April is almost upon us Thinks he sees a tasty carrot But it's just Eddie the ferret Poor Willy is just too hirsute in his fuzzy hair suit His brows, you know, hang way too low! His schnauzer beard is looking weird! Let the dog see Let the dog see The dog see again! Holly's Song (to "The Holly and the Ivy") The puppy and the kitten When they both are full grown Are among the pets that are in the woods But Holly wears the crown! |
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